It ate a squirrel
If you worry for the sanity of your precious lawn gnomes, please don’t continue reading. This is not for you. Your lawn ornaments will not be happy with this creepy addition to your greenery. Law enforcement might not be too happy with this either. There is sure to be some unwanted calls to the police about the corpse which is seemingly emerging from your garden.
The Garden Zombie is not for the faint of heart. It will scare the hell out all of the other doodads you have lying around your grass. Created by British artist Alan Dickinson for Toscano design, the Garden Zombie would be an awesome addition to your exterior decor for the Halloween season or just simply a way to scare those damn kids off your lawn.
The morbid land ornament is so realistic that people might think that the zombies are finally attacking. Tired of their underground prison. Lucky for us, the zombie is indeed just a sculpture, no matter how realistic the life-sized gray-toned Garden Zombie looks.
The Garden Zombie ships in three pieces, measuring 31½” x 19½ Dx 8″ and weighing 13 pounds is available for purchase for around $90. It’s a little pricey for something you place outside in your garden, but it might just be worth the peace and quiet, not to mention the looks you get from neighbors.
Is it starting?
The following story is breaking news. See words like quarantine. Zombie outbreak for sure. I am not worried since this incident seems to be contained. But one person was removed to a local hospital. Hopefully they don’t bite anyone.
Train quarantined in Ontario with mystery illness
Updated: May 9, 2008 02:57 PM EDT
TORONTO (AP) — Canadian authorities quarantined a train in northern Ontario Friday after a woman died and several other people came down with an undetermined illness.
Officials were keeping passengers from leaving the train, said Steve Trinier, the director of ambulance services in the area.
The train was being held in the station in the town of Foleyet, 500 miles northwest of Toronto. The station was evacuated.
As many as 10 people were ill with flu-like symptoms. The illnesses appeared to be contained to two cars on the train of 269 passengers and 30 crew members.
One person was taken to hospital and is in stable condition, Trinier said.
The cross country Via passenger train was headed from Vancouver to Toronto when emergency officials received a call Friday morning and met the train in Foleyet.
Police constable Marc Depatie told CBC TV there were reports that the woman who died was in her 60s and already had flulike symptoms when she boarded the train with a group of tourists in Jasper, Alberta.
Seven other members of her party were experiencing similar but not extreme symptoms, he said.
Trinier said authorities did not know the cause of the illnesses yet.
“There’s certainly a possibility of something as simple as food poisoning and also an environmental toxin of some sort,” Trinier said.
Health officials were on the alert for norovirus, though they said that has not been identified as the cause.
Noroviruses cause stomach flu and can be caught through contact with infected people or by touching or ingesting contaminated items.
The Few, The Proud, The Undead
After a lot of time and consideration, something had to be done to rate contributors and businesses on an even scale. Without this scale how would you, the consumer, survivalist, and humanitarian know who to trust in your time of need? I can not divulge how we here at Zombieedu.net decides who is worthy of praise, but I can show you what those being praised will receive. So I now present to you, the savy reader of the undead articles in your thirst for knowledge, the official Zombie Seal of Approval. This prestigious award will only be given to a select few who impress with their contributions to the knowledge and growth for humanity against the undead.
Rants
I know the following has nothing to do with Zombies, survival, or the undead in any way, but I have to do this for the sake of anyone who reads this.
Do not ever, ever, ever use gameznflix. They have to be the worst company for game renting out there. Sure it may seem they have a good selection of games, but you will never be able to get them. I have had SKATE in my queue for months as my number one pick. After complaining to gameznflix multiple times. I paid nothing for 185 days, was told I was moved to V.I.P. status, which means I get first picks on games when available. But for 6 months I still couldn’t get SKATE. How sad is that. SO many emails and calls to gamezncrap all I got was excuses and BS.
SO DON’T USE GAMEZNFLIX! Just trying to save you time and money.